I'm so incredibly tired right now, but yet, I am trekking onward and I'm by golly, doing this meme. I've been waiting for weeks for it to come around to me and FINALLY Babs tagged me!! Thank you, dear!!
What I was doing ten years ago: Desperately trying to get pregnant again and running a home daycare.
5 years ago: Staying home with my two kids and selling Pampered Chef
1 year ago: I was cooking for a cabin full of people at Falls Creek (church camp)
Yesterday: I spent the morning at fabulous [The Camp That Shall Not Be Named] and the afternoon sleeping off my fabulous [The Camp That Shall Not Be Named] experience.
5 snacks I enjoy:
* Baked Tostitos and salsa
* Dry Honey Nut Cheerios
* Weight Watchers toffee candy
* Sonic fries
* Whatchamacallit candy bar
5 songs I know all the words to:
* "Tomorrow " from the Annie soundtrack
* The Banana Song (thanks to my niece)
* Amazing Grace (all the verses, thank you very much)
* The Star Spangled Banner
* Copa Cabana
5 Things I would do with $100 million:
* Tithe (Talk about one happy church!)
* Pay off my debt
* Pay off my mother's debt and my sister's debt
* Build one big-ass house
* Go to Disney World
5 locations I would like to run away to:
* Prince Edward Island, Canada
* Disney World
* Whichever Carolina Cousin Stacey lives in (I'm so addle-brained tonight, it escapes me)
* Branson, MO
* Maryland
5 bad habits I have:
* Cussing
* Eating when I'm stressed out
* Picking at my cuticles
* Whining
* Yelling
5 things I like doing:
* Writing
* Reading
* Sleeping
* Having orgasms
* Having more orgasms
5 things I would never wear:
* A bikini
* Daisy Dukes
* A jock strap
* My heart on my sleeve
* A chastity belt
5 TV shows I like:
* Lost
* Alias
* ER
* CSI
* I Love the 80's
5 Biggest joys of the moment:
* My kids
* Strangely enough, working out
* Blogging
* Naptime
* Knowing that school starts in 4 weeks
5 Favorite toys:
* My rabbit >:)
* My computer
* The 4-wheeler
* . . .
* . . . ( I obviously need more toys)
5 Next victims:
* My husband
* Courtney
* Mrs. Coach
* My mother
* Cousin Stacey
I was born a semi-diva. I married a redneck. Through the magic of osmosis or just because of a serious lack of sophistication over the years I have found a balance of the two that make me who I am today. And then I write about it all, much to the chagrin of my mother.
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4 comments:
Copa Cabana - now that is one of those songs that I could probably sing along; but would sound a little muddled if I tried to sing it by myself. All very impressive Miss. Diva.
I'm surprised that Weight Watches food choices could make the list for favorite snacks. To be placed next to a Whatchamacallit - it must be good!
Not wearing a jock strap - very sensible!
I'll leave the rest for someone else to comment.
Babs-Oh gosh you MUST try the WW candy! They're actually made by Whitman's but are in small enough portions that WW put their name on 'em and they're only 1 Point. Very very yummy when you just HAVE to have some candy.
My mom was a bigtime Barry Mannilow fan when we were kids. I know 'em all - Mandy, I Write the Songs, but yeah, Copa Cabana - we'd put feathers in our hair and dance and sing with the record. Totally my favorite.
I thought the jock strap one made sense, too.
I still have to click on the #, then right click to open in a new window . All this to comment! But I have to - aren't you like totally meme'd out, Kiki? That was my Clark's Fork Valley Girl imitation.
Moos- Like totally NO, girrrrl. Like, I never get bummmed from all the wicked meme's. They are like so totally freakin' AWESOME!
How was that? It's been years since I Valley Girl'd, lol.
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