Friday, August 19, 2005


I just looked down at my shirt and there is a really big booger smeared on my left boob. I'm not sure which kid put it there. If it was the baby I rocked first then the second one now could quite possibly have a few extra germs. If it was the one I rocked second, then hopefully all germs are contained in my shirt. If it was my four year old, then she and I are going to have to have a very serious talk.

Think I'll go change my shirt now. Very quietly, though - all four kids are asleep.

Damn, I'm good.


MrsCoach2U said...

I knew I laid that booger down somewhere, now I know where.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

Sam said...

I do not miss boogers on me. Not all at, no sir. Boogers are icky. Poor boob.

Shannon said...

Hey Diva!
I saw your mommy at NEO today! I was griping to her about PSU and Math and how I missed my test by one point and they won't let me go to school and how I was going to take college algebra over again at NEO and make a "B", and then they would have to let me back into school, and she was nice enough to sit and listen to me!!
Sorry about your booger incident! :) You have had an exciting day!

~April~ said...

Boogers, blow jobs, babies..... what more does a Diva need?

Derek Knight said...

I'm gonna change the title of my link to you to "booger boobie."

It has a unique ring to it.

Redneck Diva said...

Mrs.Coach-I didn't save it. Sorry. You'll have to replace your own booger.

Sam-I discovered that I didn't miss it much either. My kids haven't wiped boogers on me in a long time. I forgot how babies smear their little faces all over your shoulder when you pick them up. If I wear a sandpaper cape I bet they'll quit.

Shannon-She is so good to listen to students in distress! Sorry about all of the mess up!! Hang in there!

April-Not much, my friend. Not much.

Derek-Well, just as long as I'm still bookmarked. Call me what you want, just so long as you call me.

Sam said...

This has to be the funniest post...EVER. Why? AS I always say, it's funny 'cause it's true.

You rock, boogers and all, Diva.

Redneck Diva said...

Sam-If I hadn't learned to laugh at all of the gross, embarrassing and downright weird things that happen in my life, I'd be institutionalized right now. Boogers and kids - it's like apple pie and ice cream. Except totally grosser.

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