Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Starlit Meme

Cousin Courtney, aka Small Town Starlit, asks a few questions of us:

1. Name a television theme song that describes you.

Well, after Googling TV show theme song lyrics and reading the theme songs for 50 bazillion shows, I've decided upon Mr. Roger's Neighborhood.

It’s a beautiful day in this neighborhood
A beautiful day for a neighbor
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?

It’s a neighborly day in this beautywood
A neighborly day for a beauty
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?

I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you
I’ve always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you

So let’s make the most of this beautiful day
Since we’re together, we might as well say
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
Won’t you be my neighbor?

Won’t you please
Won’t you please
Please won’t you be my neighbor?

2. Are you more Katie, Matt, Ann, or Al?

Totally Katie. I have to be the center of attention. I like Ann though. She's very poised and professional. I could never be poised or professional.

3. What type of house pet would you be?

A cat. Because they rule the house, choose who pets them and when, can get away with being picky, snooty and anti-social, but when the mood strikes, will lay in your lap and purr like the dickens.

4. Most embarrassing moment.

That's either going to be when I, not knowing who she was, called my GS director's daughter a Nazi OR when I said the word "clit" not once but like four times in front of my entire family at Christmas when I was trying to say "cult". It just wouldn't come out right! So not only did I try to correct myself once and failed, but did it twice more trying to get it right. Finally Mom said, "Honestly! Kristin! Stop!!"

5. The age old first of school question: What did you do over summer vacation?

Hmmm....went to Tulsa about 20 times to the kids' dentist, went swimming as much as possible, hobbbled around on my freakishly fat foot for 8 weeks, went to the Indian clinic 4 times, gambled a LOT, spent the majority of my time in my pajamas, went to Camp Mintahellhama with my daughter, ran back and forth to the dojo about 50 bazillion times, blogged a LOT, discovered apple martinis, started working out, spent a lot of time with my kids and my niece and nephew, babysat any errant children that came my way and I didn't clean my house.

Awesome meme, Cuz!!

Y'all take the time to fill it out and then let her know you did it!


Anna said...

Loved the questions and your answersd. I must add that of all the Today Show folks I am a BIG Ann Curry fan. HUGE. HUUUUUGE I have no idea why, but I loooooooove her. Like below the surface she is one funny mother fucker that I could hang with. My man thinks I am insane. It's almost lesbian I love her so much.

Wow. I need a cigarette now.

Redneck Diva said...

Let me go find a website with Gwyneth pictures and then we'll have a smoke together.

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