Is it Whiney or Whining? Either way, I'm ready for it. I feel particularly whiney and irritable today. But then, how is that any different from any other day here lately? And in an attempt to make the whining seem less annoying and pitiful, I put them all in color. Yeah, I'm crazy like that.
Here we go --
*My sunburn itches.
*My husband is a jerk. A royal, pain in the ass jerk.
*I want to be tan and skinny NOW. I am changing the way I eat and I'm laying out, yet I'm still fat and white. What gives?
*My house is only partially not messy. I need to get off my computer chair and fix that. Yeah, I don't see that happening.
*I plucked my eyebrows this morning and I appears as though I rid my upper face of a small wooly mammoth. When I become part Wookiee?
*My husband is going to still be a jerk when he comes home tonight.
*Said jerk of a husband says I can't go on a cruise with Cousin Stacey.
*I just tried to swallow two pills and they got stuck in my throat and now I feel like I need to cough all the time. Is this how cats feel when they've got a particularly nasty hairball?
*I want to take my kids to Disney World and I'm going to have to either win the lottery, hit a big jackpot at the casino or discover I've been left sixty gazillion dollars from my long-lost Great Uncle Belvedere or something.
*My sister and brother in law just got MORE bad news on their new house. I honestly don't know how much more those two can take. Or my mother. It's bad. And no one knows just quite what to do. I can't fix this one.
*Sometimes, like today, I feel incredibly lonely. I'm never alone, yet I'm so very lonely it hurts.
*I want to cry right now. Just go to bed, cover my head up and cry till I'm done.
Well, hope I've brightened your day. Surely you can't be as whiney as I just was.