Wednesday, June 01, 2005

He speaks

With much cajoling and bribing, Mr. Diva has agreed to take the survey. Enjoy this one, folks. He's a man of few words.

1. First name? Paul
2. Were you named after anyone? Nope
3. Do you wish on stars? Nope
4. When did you last cry? Grandpa's funeral
5. Do you like your handwriting? I guess. It's alright. I can read it.
6. What is your favorite lunch meat? Ham
7. What is your birth date? 2-6-63
8. What is your most embarrassing CD? I don't have any. (Diva note: David Allen Coe is pretty embarrassing, if you ask me.)
10. Do you have a journal? Nope
11. Do you use sarcasm a lot? Of course.
12. What are your nicknames? Boog. Moses. Hoov.
13. Would you bungee jump? Hell no.
14. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Sometimes. (Diva note: He doesn't put them away either.
15. Do you think that you are strong? I guess, yeah. (Diva note: Anyone who can tighten an oil filter and lug nuts without tools so tight that no one can get them off but him, is pretty damn strong. If you ask me. Which you didn't.)
16. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate
17. Shoe size? 10 1/2
18. Red or pink? Red
20. Who do you miss the most? Grandpa
21. Do you want everyone you send this to, to send it back? n/a
22. What color pants and shoes are you wearing? Blue Wranglers and white K Swiss tennis shoes (Diva note: I call 'em his pimp shoes.)
23. What are you listening to right now? My wife asking me questions. A lot of them.
24. Last thing you ate? Taco salad
25. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Blue
26. What is the weather like right now? About 65 or 70 outside
27. Last person you talked to on the phone? Richie (Diva note: And the bum asked to borrow the 4-wheeler and my husband said yes. Grrrrrr.)
28. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Boobs, if they're nice ones. (Diva note: He isn't lying.)
29. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Hell no, I married her. (Diva note: Isn't he precious?)
30. Favorite drink? Dr. Pepper and sweet tea
31. Favorite sport? Fishing (Diva note: Fishing is not a sport. A hobby maybe, but a sport it is not.)
32. Hair color? Auburn. Isn't that what you call it?
33. Eye color? Brown
34. Do you wear contacts? No, glasses (Diva note: And he just got bi-focals. Heehee.)
35. Favorite food? Steak and a potato (Diva note: And a well-done steak at that. Takes forfreakin'ever to get our order.)
36. Last movie you watched? The Highway Man. It was stupid. (Diva note: To his declaration that it was stupid, I asked why he watched it then. He shrugged. "I dunno. Fishing was over.")
37. Favorite day of the year? 4th of July (Diva note: Why he like the 4th of July I will never know. Bad things happen to the Diva family on the 3rd of July and we're always recup'ing on the 4th.)
38. Scary movies or happy endings? Scary movies
39. Summer or winter? Summer
40. Hugs or kisses? Kisses
41. What is your favorite dessert? Red White and Blueberry Pie
42. Who is most likely to respond? n/a
43. Who is least likely to respond? n/a
44. Living arrangements? Okla-byGod-homa in a damn house, what else?
45. What books are you reading? None
46. What's on your mouse pad? It's the wife's mouse pad.
47. What did you watch last night on TV? CSI
48. Favorite smells? My wife's perfume (Diva note: Awwww...he can be sweet sometimes.)
49. Favorite sounds? The rumble of a Harley
50. Rolling Stones or Beatles? Beatles (Diva note: He wouldn't know a Beatle if it hit him with a rolling stone.)
51. What's the farthest you've been from home? Daytona Beach and Ft Myers, FL
52. Do you have a special talent? Hell, I'm good at everything

2 comments:

Hillbilly Mom said...

Of course my husband likes David Allen Coe. When we were dating (if you can call it that) his favorite song was "You Never Even Call Me By My Name." He sang along
with it on the radio: "Well I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison...."
It's a redneck thang!

Redneck Diva said...

Ach, I loathe that song.

(The only good song DAC ever sang was "Please Come to Boston". I cry like a baby when I hear him sing it. But that's IT, I give him no more credit.)

Yeah, it's a redneck thang. For sure.