Yes, yes be calm my lovelies, it is I the sis to the diva the one and only fatass that she blogged pictures of WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!!!! I'm really bitter. But the good news is now I have before pictures for my Jenny Craig commercial. HOO Rah!!
Yes starting Monday we will be dieting, one, because I'm going to the Bahamas next summer and 2, because my weird sister has the freaking GOUT! From what she tells me I guess it's a fat thing.
Sadly it struck me last week in Branson between my Krispy Kremes and Starbucks that my big FAT ass wouldn't fit in the theatre seats at Joseph and the Amazing Blah Blah Blah.... So be it Today 06-10-05 I declare Monday diet day, why Monday, because I'm too damn lazy to start today so shut up!!!!
By the way, ( and yes I spell out my sentences) My kids are every bit as cute as the Divas but I have forbade to put their pictures on so you won't be jealous your children are not as cute.
One last comment, if there is any doubt to the authenticity of the Diva's Redneckyness, I just want you to know it is June and she had to move Christmas decorations to find me a chair to sit in by the computer.
This is the illustrious Taterbug over and out.
P.S. SHE CONSTANTLY CORRECTS MY GRAMMAR AND IT PISSES ME OFF. WHAT RIGHT DOES A FREAKING REDNECK HAVE TO CRITICIZE ME???????? HAHA
I was born a semi-diva. I married a redneck. Through the magic of osmosis or just because of a serious lack of sophistication over the years I have found a balance of the two that make me who I am today. And then I write about it all, much to the chagrin of my mother.
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Hey Heather! Congrats on getting the farmette. It was a pleasant surprise to read from you today.
Courtney
Tanya has gout too. She takes something for it.
Allopurinol - for the gout that is!
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