Friday, June 10, 2005

Today is Friday! You know what that means! You don't? Okay, fine I'll tell you. GUEST BLOGGER!!

Yes, yes be calm my lovelies, it is I the sis to the diva the one and only fatass that she blogged pictures of WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!!!! I'm really bitter. But the good news is now I have before pictures for my Jenny Craig commercial. HOO Rah!!

Yes starting Monday we will be dieting, one, because I'm going to the Bahamas next summer and 2, because my weird sister has the freaking GOUT! From what she tells me I guess it's a fat thing.

Sadly it struck me last week in Branson between my Krispy Kremes and Starbucks that my big FAT ass wouldn't fit in the theatre seats at Joseph and the Amazing Blah Blah Blah.... So be it Today 06-10-05 I declare Monday diet day, why Monday, because I'm too damn lazy to start today so shut up!!!!

By the way, ( and yes I spell out my sentences) My kids are every bit as cute as the Divas but I have forbade to put their pictures on so you won't be jealous your children are not as cute.

One last comment, if there is any doubt to the authenticity of the Diva's Redneckyness, I just want you to know it is June and she had to move Christmas decorations to find me a chair to sit in by the computer.

This is the illustrious Taterbug over and out.

P.S. SHE CONSTANTLY CORRECTS MY GRAMMAR AND IT PISSES ME OFF. WHAT RIGHT DOES A FREAKING REDNECK HAVE TO CRITICIZE ME???????? HAHA

4 comments:

Hillbilly Mom said...

Hey, Taterbug,
Let me begin by complimenting you on your horny little hat. It is quite photogenic.

Next, I'd like to thank you for the idea for my post tomorrow: nicknames.

Then I must share the fact that I have an artificial Christmas tree in its box sitting beside the pool table right now, so don't go pickin' on your Redneck sis. My excuse is that Hubby had surgery on his Red neck Dec. 21 and hasn't gotten around to putting it away yet.

And now, for the real issue, why did you choose Taterbug for a name? I am just curious, because I have never had the urge to call myself Ol' Tomater Hornworm or any such name. Was is given to you by someone else, or just a spur of the moment thing?

Anonymous said...

Hey Heather! Congrats on getting the farmette. It was a pleasant surprise to read from you today.

Courtney

Anonymous said...

Tanya has gout too. She takes something for it.

KarbonKountyMoos said...

Allopurinol - for the gout that is!