I have heard Kady and Chandler say that to each other about oh....47 BILLION times today. Finally I was like "Look. Little dudes. If you don't want to be touched, STOP sitting so close each other!" Yeesh.
This afternoon is our first Brownie meeting of the year. I finished the Caper chart yesterday. It's really neat and has removable names so we can rotate each week. Ab thought it was cool so it passed first inspection. Sis cut out a whole bunch of little gingerbread girls complete with Brownie sashes and beanies and we're going to Shrinky Dink tonight. And that's as far as I've gotten.
The bathroom needs cleaned. The bar needs cleaned off. The floor needs swept. I need a shower because yep, I'm still in my pj's. Y'all must think I'm the biggest sloth in the universe, don't you? Well, I'm not. I just work better in my pajamas. Anyway, I guess there's really not all that much left to do - I can knock it all back in less than an hour. But what am I out here doing? Checking out all of the half-nekkid strangers out here in cyber space.
Ooh crap, I just remembered I've got to make cupcakes!
Must tear self....away from....computer....and nekkid......people......their power.......it's too great.......I must resist.......must......go.......bake.......
I was born a semi-diva. I married a redneck. Through the magic of osmosis or just because of a serious lack of sophistication over the years I have found a balance of the two that make me who I am today. And then I write about it all, much to the chagrin of my mother.
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I can't wait to be in your troop. I have such awful memories of GS I can't wait to terrorize my own daugther!
What is it with people that think pajamas = laziness? Pajamas = comfort = more productive and happier mommy. If I'm at home, I'm in pjs. Doesn't matter what time of day. I say that it makes up for the damn suit I wear when I'm working. You stay in your pjs!!
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