Tuesday, September 20, 2005

My mother

To: Mom
From: Kristin, The Queen of Everything
Subject: 55-gallon drums

Okay, I know you'll get a kick out of this. Or maybe you won't. But I'm sending it anyway.

Hillbilly Mom and Rebecca from Australia have this "war" going on and Rebecca made a shirt with Hillbilly Mom's picture on it:

Somehow I got caught in the crossfire and got a shirt of my own:

To: Kristin, The Queen of Everything
From: Mom
Subject: re: 55-gallon drums

No, I am not offended. Actually it is pretty funny with your picture and the face you are making on the front of the shirt.

Your friend is pointing out the sealing the lid will kill you - NOT IF YOU ARE ALREADY CHOPPED IN TO LITTLE BITTY PIECES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love, Mom


Irish Divinity said...

I just had to pick myself up off the floor from laughing so hard!!! I like the way she adds "love, mom"!!!!lol

Hillbilly Mom said...

Do not advertise the shirt. Do not taunt "Fitty." He likes the attention.

I, on the other hand, do not. I knew I had not seen the end of that picture. I am glad my Hillbilly Mama does not read my blog. Or yours. Or Rebecca's.

My HM sent me an email one time. It was 2 sentences, all in lower-case letters. I sent her a reply: "Some people use capitals when they type. Some don't."

She said she thought it was funny. She has not emailed me again.

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