Tuesday, May 17, 2005

You said what?

Conversation just had with my 3 year old:

Me: Hey, princess, whatcha doin'?
KD: Momma?
Me: Yes?
KD: I like Crappy.
Me: (oh she has my attention now) You do?
KD: Yep. Crappy is cool. Like when he says "Puppy power!" and pees on dat girl. Crappy is sunny (translate: funny).
Me: Uhh....who is Crappy?
KD: (exasperated sigh) Crappy! Crappy, Mom! Crappy Crappy Crappy! Scooby's friend, CRAPPY.
Me: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Scrappy!
KD: Yep, Crappy! Crappy. Ohh dat sunny Crappy.

Of course, keep in mind it came out Cwappy. You know, Scooby's fwend, Cwappy.


Hillbilly Mom said...

When my son was in kindergarten, he would greet one of my co-workers with, "Hi, Coach Ass." Poor Coach Ash.

Derek Knight said...

he pees on girls?

I certainly don't remember THAT...

Anonymous said...

Lord knows, I've called him Crappy ever since he first showed up and ruined Scooby's show.

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