Back at Christmas and again on my birthday, Tammy, CBG's mom, made me her World Famous and Orgasm-Inducing Snickerdoodles. I believe that directly after eating the first one I came out here and announced to the world that I wanted to marry her.
Scoot over, Tammy. I guess we're going to have to become Mormon Lesbians because now I want to marry Irish Divinity, too. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)
The woman brought me a six-pack of Schmirnoff for Easter.
That totally beats any hollow chocolate bunny.
2 comments:
That is a freakin cool Easter present! Now im sitting her craving smirnoff and snickerdoodles..(hint hint Mr. Easter Bunny)
Wow! She's really trying to make amends for little man puking on you all the time aint she! Hope he hurls in my Jeep tonight, I could use some Smirnoff!!!!
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