Abby: Hey, when we get done with dinner let's play "Prom!"
(chorus of cheers from the group)
TotTwo (Tater's youngest tot): Cool!! Abby you're my date!
TotOne (Tater's oldest tot): You're mine, Sam!!
Sam: No way.....I am NOT going to the prom with TotOne!
Kady: I'm not going to the Prom with Chandler either! He's a ... a...BOY!!
Sam: Yeah, but I can't go to the Prom with TotOne because she's my cousin.
TotOne: Oh Sam, it's just for pretend. In real life, I'd never date you!
Abby: Yeah, Sam. You can't date your cousins.
Sam: Yes you can. In Arkansas you can even date your sister.
I was born a semi-diva. I married a redneck. Through the magic of osmosis or just because of a serious lack of sophistication over the years I have found a balance of the two that make me who I am today. And then I write about it all, much to the chagrin of my mother.
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He is tooo smart Kristin. What have you been teaching this boy? LOL That's GREAT! :)
You know you've got some issues when your family tree is a wreath.
He, he.
That is soooooooo bad!!! lol but rather funny! I'm really going to have to watch out for what Sam teaches Kael when he learns to talk aren't I?!??!
I cracked up laughing when I read this, and promptly read it to MrKB, who also cracked up and had to call his Mom and read it to her!
Thanks for the laughs! :) Kids are priceless!
Thats so funny!
Shannon, you say something ONE TIME and they just run with it!
Recklace, rumor has it that somewhere down the line Mr. Diva and I are related, but it'd be such a huge wreath that we could probably still call it a tree and get away with it.
Ccap and Anne, he's quite a kid, my Sam.
Divinity, be afraid. Be very afraid.
MamaK, hey, when you have relatives from down in southern OK and Arkansas, "keeping it in the family" takes on a whole new meaning. You gotta be careful!! I'm glad we gave you a chuckle!
Tell Sam I have to go to Prom with my husband! That's about as much fun as going with your brother isn't it???
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