Wednesday, April 27, 2005

I probably need a job

I waste entirely too much time.

Kristin Dawn Hoover's Aliases

Your movie star name: Cheetos Leo
Your fashion designer name is Kristin Paris
Your socialite name is Kiki Vegas
Your fly girl / guy name is K Hoo
Your detective name is Dog Wyandotte
Your barfly name is Wheat Thins Schmirnoff Ice
Your soap opera name is Dawn Route Two
Your rock star name is Whatchamacallit Train
Your star wars name is Krijak Hootra
Your punk rock band name is The Tired Garden Gnome

The Amazing Meganame Generator


Your Japanese Name Is...

Suki Inoue


Your Linguistic Profile:

55% General American English
15% Yankee
10% Dixie
10% Midwestern
10% Upper Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?


You May Be a Bit Dependent ...

You're more than a little preoccupied with being abandoned.
You need a lot of support in your life, at all times.
It's difficult for you to survive on your own...
And you don't reallly think you ever could.

What Personality Disorder Are You?

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