Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Wait'll she learns to spell

I was at the stove fixing dinner tonight and Kady was on the floor in the utility room in the doorway of the pantry. I figured she was arranging the potatoes into size order or turning all of the labels on the apple juice cans to the outside (As any obsessive/compulsive mother would expect). But I honestly wasn't paying that much attention. I could hear her babbling and jabbering to herself, but I didn't really hear what she was saying.

Then I was jerked back to reality by her repeated, "Momma? Momma! MOMMA!" I said, "What, honey?"

"Momma, what does S-C-H-M-I-R-N-O-F-F spell?"


"Because that's the name of my castle!"

I looked into my pantry and sure enough she had taken both bottles of vodka and the bottle of whiskey and had fashioned a pretty good castle-front. I guess Prince Jim Beam lived there.


Cazzie!!! said...

And what about Sir Johnny Walker..the knight of all knights? LOL, Honestly...the kids have such an imagination.....now to go try get my 3yr old's tongue UNSTUCK from licking the ice in the freezer!!

Queen Of Cheese said...

Nati told her cousin the other day to not touch the Vodka bottle (right next to the Rice Krispies) because it was "Big People Juice" and if he drank it he would turn purple with orange spots and die". Now......where did she hear that?????

At least now I know one of my kids listens to me!

Irish Divinity said...

my sweet kady!!! Well at least you know you don't really need to buy that one toys, just keep your liquor shelf full!!! lol

Stewed Hamm said...

There's an image.

"I need a bottle of Schmirnoff... no a bigger one. It's for my three year-old."

Carmel said...

Hands down. She could win that spelling bee. Wait until she goes into your bedroom and says, what is T-R-O-J-...ah, the joys of being an adult and a parent.

Hillbilly Mom said...

You're back in the Cyberhouse, by cracky! Now get crackin', you've got an assignment! Check it out, Big Blogger cracked and let you back in. Get to typin' like a ferret on crack. Heh, heh.
I said 'crack'. A lot.

Anna said...

One word:


Stacie said...

I bet Diva Mom was so proud! LOL

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