[ ] I won a HUMONGOUS amount of money at the Big Fancy Casino last night.
[ ] I won a small amount of money at the Big Fancy Casino last night.
[ ] I won a moderate amount of money at the Big Fancy Casino last night.
[X] I didn't win shit at the Big Fancy Casino last night.
I was born a semi-diva. I married a redneck. Through the magic of osmosis or just because of a serious lack of sophistication over the years I have found a balance of the two that make me who I am today. And then I write about it all, much to the chagrin of my mother.
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