Thursday, May 01, 2008

Dervishes that whirl

No, I'm not talking about the horrendous wind that is blowing through Oklahoma today and threatening to blow us clean off the map. No, I'm talking about actual dervishes that whirl. I'm watching Today and Matt Lauer is in Turkey in his quest to find Carmen Sandiego. He also doesn't shave when he's searching for that pesky Carmen.

Those dudes whirl for an hour or so! The Dervishes, not Matt Lauer or Carmen Sandiego. Or Matt's beard.

I'd puke if I whirled for an hour. Heck, the teacups at Silver Dollar City nearly do me in.

Stupid criminal - some dude tried to cash a check for $360 billion.

Istanbul. That's fun to say. Try it. Isssssstanbulllllll. I like it.

Okay, I don't think I should watch Today while I blog anymore.

Also, I'm taking a few days off the tanning since I burned my tender flesh yesterday. I chilled all evening and whined a lot. Now I remember why I haven't attempted a tan in years. I'm a big baby when it comes to sunburns. They hurt, dangit!

Oh and also, Sam - I put extra Oil of Olay on my nipples this morning and thought of you.

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