Mr. Diva and I have the house all to ourselves. Did we immediately run in here to make wild, loud, passionate monkey-love? Did we get our shoes and my huntin' purse so we could make a casino run?
- We took the trash to the dumpster.
- We put flea stuff on the dog and pulled the most ginormous tick I've ever seen in my life out of his ear which made him yelp and pee all over the place.
- We discussed worming the cats, but neither of us felt suicidal.
- We leaned on the truck and talked about finishing the playhouse and various other tasks that need to be done before the new job starts.
- I waxed my upper lip.
- He watched COPS.
- Now we're going to watch Brokeback Mountain. IF we can both stay awake.
Gosh, I hope we don't forget our Geritol before bed.