Sunday, December 24, 2006


"Momma? How will Santa get down our chimney if we have a fire in the firepwace?"

"Well, he uses Christmas magic. He's been doing it for years and he never gets burned."

(giggle) "If he's not careful he will burn his buttocks."

"Oh, he's careful. That Christmas magic is pretty powerful stuff. He doesn't get burned, trust me."

(thoughtful silence)

"You know.....'buttocks' is just a fancy name for butt."


Brian said...

Merry Christmas to you and the gang!

Carrie said...

Merry Christmas! I hope Santa and his buttocks brought you everything you asked for!

Salesdiva said...

Congratulations on pursuing your dreams and going to school. Awesome. Good luck and God Bless

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