Thursday, January 24, 2008


Okay, so I'm a stealer-pants and I steal memes. I probably need a meeting or a twelve-step or something. Anyway, speaking of stalkers, my newest stalker (who swears she won't put clippings of my hair in a ziploc bag when we meet), Jax had this meme on her blog and I stole it. Or stealed it, if you ask my youngest.

Here's what you do - go to your music player, hit shuffle each time you ask yourself one of the following questions. The first song that plays is the answer. No cheating! It's hilarious!!

(I really need a life.....really.....)

How does the world see me?
Song: Is There Something I Should Know?
Artist: Duran Duran
Comments: So tell me? Is there?

Will I have a happy life?
Song: Everytime
Artist: Britney Spears
Comments: Everytime? How many lives am I going to live anyway?

What do my friends really think of me?
Song: More Than That
Artist: Monk & Neagle
Comments: More than what? What? Tell me! Tell me so I can keep doing more of it!

Do people secretly lust after me?
Song: White and Nerdy
Artist: Weird Al
Comments: Guess that answers that question...

How can I make myself happy?
Song: Silent Night
Artist: The Oak Ridge Boys
Comments: Alright, alright, I can take a hint.

What should I do with my life?
Song: Be Lifted High
Artist: Michael W. Smith
Comments: But I'm afraid of heights!

Why should life be full of so much pain?
Song: Bad Little Boy
Artist: Ray Stevens
Comments: Well, someone put that little shit in timeout then, for cryin' out loud!

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Song: Kiss Me Again
Artist: Frank Sinatra
Comments: Seems simple enough

What is some good advice for me?
Song: You Can Do It
Artist: Ice Cube
Comments: Put your back into it......Oh, oops, sorry, I was singing......what was I doing? Oh yeah, a meme.

What is happiness?
Song: (It's) Hairspray
Artist: James Marsden, from the Hairspray soundtrack
Comments: Aerosol propelled carcinogens sprayed into the air - who knew?

What is my favourite fetish?
Song: Tree Hugger
Artist: Antsy Pants
Comments: Yeah, baby, it's your chlorophyll.....

How will I be remembered?
Song: Peanut Butter Jelly Time
Artist: Ying Yang Twins
Comments: I can think of no better way to remember me. None.


Christy said...

Those were hilarious! I was cracking up.

(and I totally love Monk and Neagle)

Jax said... came to my blog??? I promise I won't cut your hair....but at this point...I just might smell it...ALOT

Kellyology said...

This meme is hilarious! I may have to steal it for myself.

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