Monday, August 23, 2010

MckLinky Monday: Two Truths and a Lie

Oh, that Mrs. Priss over at The Real Housewives of Oklahoma....she's playing games again. Today's game is "Two Truths and One Lie" where apparently we all forget what our mommas taught us and well, we tell a lie.

Basically what I'm going to do is tell you three things, two of which are true and one of which isn't. You decide which is which and leave your answers in the comments. I guess I'll come back like, one of these days and tell you if you got them right. Or something.

Here we go:

1. I have been contacted by two separate production companies and was asked to apply/audition for two separate reality TV shows. I was "too normal" for one and "not redneck enough to eat possum" for the other.

2. When I was 19 I was arrested during a traffic stop due to a case of mistaken identity. America's Most Wanted had just aired and the license plate had been put on the air incorrectly - the incorrect number being mine. I was cuffed and put in the back of the Highway Patrolman's car and very nearly taken to jail before it was cleared up and I was let go with apologies.

3. My claim to fame is that, in college, my sister went on a date with Joe Don Rooney from the country group Rascal Flatts. They went to Jim Bob's Steak and Ribs for dinner and two-stepped in the parking lot after they ate.

So run along now and tell me which one you think is the big fat lie.
And don't tell my momma I've been fibbin'.

The RHOK

You can play along, too! Come on....you know you wanna....

10 comments:

The 4-Crows Blog said...

I think its #2, because I know about #1 and Joe Don is from your neck of the woods......why did he end up w/ a Playboy Model?

Real Housewives of Oklahoma said...

*sigh*
Joe Don? Two stepping?
*sigh*

I think the first one is the lie. :)

Together We Save said...

Oh wow - you picked some good ones... my guess, the reality TV shows are the lie?!

Miss Wisabus said...

I'm going to go with 1 & 2 being true.

Sherri said...

OK, #1 I can totally believe.
#3 - It could happen, but I'm gonna say it didn't because...
#2 - I just ROFL thinking that those cops thought they nabbed an AMW fugitive and were dreaming of being featured on the follow-up episode! =D

Territory Mom said...

There is no way I can guess. I bet all of this is true.

Robin said...

I'm going with number 2.

Kellyology said...

Number 2 is the lie? Maybe? Yes?

Debbie said...

Uhm, is it 2? I remember reading about TV crews... Hmmm... My guess is 2.

Unknown said...

I am guessing #2 this is just the funnest meme LOVE it!

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