Comments on Redneck Diva: Pants on Fire

I love your posts. And my driver's license says 1...

2009-10-05T13:52:53.583-05:00

I love your posts. And my driver's license says 125 pounds as well, although when I say it outloud when they ask, my voice gets all squeaky and high pitched and suddenly I can't sit still, so I'm thinking I'm about as good as liar as your offspring.

"Bingo. We had our perp." You know, I'm liking t...

2009-10-02T03:32:49.501-05:00

"Bingo. We had our perp."

You know, I'm liking this new turn that CSI: Miami has taken... I wish they'd bring back the sunglasses shtick, though.

"Taped all the books together, did she? Then I guess it's up to us to ... turn the page.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"

I always love to see a new post because I know I'm...

2009-10-01T05:39:09.214-05:00

I always love to see a new post because I know I'm ready for an entertaining treat!
This reminds me of my kids!
See my blog post about the Lie Detector:
http://frazierfauxpaus.blogspot.com/2009/01/lie-detector.html
You are gifted with words- a cross between Rosanne Barr and Danielle Steele! :)Great!!!

This why having only 2 is soooo much easier. If so...

2009-09-30T13:34:47.537-05:00

This why having only 2 is soooo much easier. If something happened to one of them the other one did it.

Case closed.

That was soooooooo funny and a new one I've never ...

2009-09-30T13:01:23.554-05:00

That was soooooooo funny and a new one I've never heard. LOL LOL LOL

Ok, because I may be a bit of a bad influence on K...

2009-09-30T12:23:41.573-05:00

Ok, because I may be a bit of a bad influence on Kady with the encouraging of shoe hoarding and feather boas I have to admit, when I first read this I thought "that's freaking genius to tape the books shut". I still think that, by the way. I kind of even admire her for not cracking under pressure in front of the others, but using tears and snot as needed to gain a softer sentence of no TV. The lying is wrong, I get that. I'd have been livid if it had been my kids but since it's yours, it's just hilarious as heck. Remind me to work on her poker face on our next jaunt to the tribe and a two hour wait. It's the least I can do since you always drive.

If it makes you feel better, I've written my new w...

2009-09-30T11:24:00.605-05:00

If it makes you feel better, I've written my new weight each time I've renewed my license. They never have noticed that change on the paperwork and put the new number on the new license. I guess they aren't used to such disclosures. Not that I'm complaining...Apparently, the DMV isn't interested in that much honesty.

I love the way you told this oh-so-familiar story. My Tristan and Caroline are 22 months apart and they fight just as much. She's never taped a book shut, but she did deliberately pee on his bedroom floor when she was about four. I think my comment was "What do I even say to her? There's nothing in the parent books about this!"