tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11314587.post4269612969185142946..comments2024-01-17T18:26:38.217-06:00Comments on Redneck Diva: Chuck E. Cheese Halloween possumsRedneck Divahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13506685036989431733noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11314587.post-85081595445746286182007-11-06T00:34:00.000-06:002007-11-06T00:34:00.000-06:00I am the queen of dead animal eulogies. When cait...I am the queen of dead animal eulogies. When caity fed her new parakeet from the flea market...cotton candy from the flea market.. and caused it to have a severe heart attack within 12 hours of coming home, I put his feathery little butt in one of those cafe vienna tins and said...ashes to ashes, dust to dust, I hope like the hell the tin doesn't rust. She laughed and forgot for a minute she was eternally devastated at the untimely death(murder) of her new pet. The only one I didn't eulogize was the dead fish who wasn't dead. We gathered in the bathroom, I prepared my speech, and just as I cleared my throat to begin, he cracked one eye open splashed about and we all screamed and ran downstairs. After a few minutes Jim assured us he was in fact dead and just to be sure he had flushed him. For the next two weeks candice and I tortured with "all drains lead to the ocean" and jokes about the fish who played possum to escape the dreadful Caity. <BR/><BR/>Your kady has the insullent look down pat...she looks like my Caity, except my caity looks like that every day of the year and not just Halloween...wanna tradeWHIP'shttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07311352439249208662noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11314587.post-23648831501313638512007-11-05T11:16:00.000-06:002007-11-05T11:16:00.000-06:00Oh, being an ass is always more fun, especially if...Oh, being an ass is always more fun, especially if somebody in the group says you are being an ass.<BR/><BR/>No close up of the possum, gonna hae it mounted? Or no picture of Paul with his foot on the possum holding his weapon (or the stick?)<BR/><BR/>A bag lady? Next year, is Abby going as a cancer patient?<BR/><BR/>If Kady had a fun Mom, she would have added a whole gob of eyeshadow and dark lipstick.<BR/><BR/>Thanks for the fun update.<BR/>Try to make your next post a little more exciting!!! LOLGoing Like Sixtyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17735447776871695507noreply@blogger.com