tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11314587.post1725272188607081339..comments2024-01-17T18:26:38.217-06:00Comments on Redneck Diva: SavageRedneck Divahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13506685036989431733noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11314587.post-42592649780854816182008-04-30T13:52:00.000-05:002008-04-30T13:52:00.000-05:00The neighborhood pool has forced me to the tanning...The neighborhood pool has forced me to the tanning beds. I've never fallen asleep either. I'm always in a claustrophobic state of panic when I'm in one. And I usually only go about 5 times right before the pool opens.Kellyologyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16431369740339820876noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11314587.post-50781880495940213352008-04-30T09:59:00.000-05:002008-04-30T09:59:00.000-05:00Have you ever thought about the srpay on tans? Yea...Have you ever thought about the srpay on tans? Yeah, me neither. I am a tanning want to be...I go for a few days one week, the next I don't go at all. My husband hates for me to go...but, I do it anyway..the price we pay to be beautiful.DIXIECHICKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05223036513362572142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11314587.post-23356680197713630362008-04-30T01:22:00.000-05:002008-04-30T01:22:00.000-05:00To keep the butt smile from happening put your fee...To keep the butt smile from happening put your feet down and bend your knees at a 90 degree angle for part of the tan. Also? PUT ON LITTLE PANTIES YOU HUSSY! Do you want to burn your lady bits? And moisturize your nipples. Yes, I said nipples. Lotion 'em up after because if they get overdone and dry THEY ITCH and it will never, ever stop. That is all.Samhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06066499436533594138noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11314587.post-38644151746199001872008-04-29T21:13:00.000-05:002008-04-29T21:13:00.000-05:00Okay I just have one thing to say...always make su...Okay I just have one thing to say...always make sure you tan correctly!! This one time I went to Branson with a friend and we hadn't seen each other in 15 years...she tans in the tanning beds....I do not tan...I freckle...no point to try to tan....But anyway... we were gettin' ready to go to the pool so we were changing into our swimwear when she bent over and showed me a side of her I wasn't ready for....I didn't have my camera ready...but she smiled at me with her behind!!!!! she had this tan line where her butt cheeks had squished in the tanning bed to live an untanned line of her butt cheeks!!!!!<BR/><BR/>As I don't tan....so I have no clue to keep that butt smiley from happenin'....you on your own on how to use this information to your own benefit.<BR/><BR/>Good luck!Robinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16546785350999393723noreply@blogger.com